Church Of Fuckery
The Ten Commandments Of Fuckery
These are our tenets and beliefs which we hold most dear. This is our definition of good fuckery. It is what guides us and bridges the gap between others so that we can find our common ground and become better,
1: Go Forth And Spread The Good Fuckery
This means each day you work to make yourself and the world around you a better place. This is our most important commandment and sits above the rest. The other 9 are equally important to each other but spreading good fuckery is our highest calling.
2: Fuck Around &
Find Out
This is an understanding that if you spread bad fuckery you will have to face the consequences.
3: Trust Your Gut For It Is The Fuckening Alarm
Our heart can override our brain, your gut knows when something is off. Trust it.
4: Others Opinions Of You Don't Fucking Matter
At the end of the day your opinion of yourself is what matters most.
5: All Fuckeries Are Fucking Equal
Doesn't matter if you're straight or gay, Cis or Trans, Black or White, he/she/they, fully-abled or disabled, here you are equals and deserve the same rights as everyone else.
6: Thou Shalt Not Be A Fucking Cunt
Don't spread bad fuckery. This makes you a fucker. Fuckers do bad, Fuckeries do good.
7: Those That Spread Bad Fuckery Will Catch These Hands
Part of spreading good fuckery is standing up and doing something when you see bad fuckery going down.
8: To Get A Fuck, One Must Give A Fuck
You cannot expect to receive good fuckery in this life if you are not spreading good fuckery. You do what is right because it is right, at all times.
9: Have A Fucking Sense Of Humor
Life is hard, it's harder if you can't find humor in a situation, even if it is dark humor. Part of healing is laughing at life or death. #yeetthemama
10: When In Doubt Fuck It, Mama Said It Was Okay
When all is said and done you will be okay. You may not feel it now but one day you will. It's okay to stop and take time for yourself. Mama said so.