But Wait, There's More

There is so much that has happened and is still happening with the CoF - this is just a quick Q&A section that will hopefully answer some of the questions Mother Nightshade has been asked the most over the years.

Do we have official holidays?

Of course we do! What kind of Church would we be if we didn't? That would just be bad fuckery!

April 1st - The Day Mother Nightshade joined Tiktok (where it all started)

April 28th - Mother Nightshade's birthday! Goddess Day!

October - The entire month is the month of Good Fuckery

October 24th - The Church's Birthday (10/24/2021)

November 7th - The Father Of Fuckery's Birthday

Do we have official attire?

Yes, yes we do! Any Cosplay is considered official clothing of the CoF, we love self expression. Our Official headdress consists of Crowns and Cowboy hats, worn together is best! Beyond that, just dressing in anything affirming that makes you feel good about you!

Is there food and drink?

You bet there is! Our official drink is coffee! It's Mama's blood type. If you don't like coffee, feel free to drink any thing you enjoy. As far as food goes, you gotta spread a little fuckery. Eating Kitkats sideways is always good, as is snapping into a Slim Jim as they are our official snackrifice however eating anything in a way that makes others go "WTF!" works!

Are animals part of the CoF?

We love our furry family! (We also love Furries!) The CoF has 3 official felines of Fuckery - Izabelladonna, Nightshade, and Amaythea (all rescues). Our official mythological animal is the Unicorn.

How do I join the CoF?

Well if you follow Mother on any social media you are considered a member, and she has adopted you - You're welcome. However to make it official click on the bar above that says membership and fill out the form

Is the CoF 2SLGBTQIA+ friendly?

It better be! Mother, as she says, is the B in the LGBT so don't make her go from Bi to Bitch today! We welcome all members of the Alphabet Mafia. Doesn't matter if you are Gay or straight, Bi or Ace, Trans/Non-Binary/Gender Fluid - your pronouns are valid and you deserve our affirmation.

You have 3 White Women as your BoD, what about diversity?

Yes, we are 3 members of the Mayo Menagerie and while we are working on deconstructing all that internalized Bullshit we still have work to do and yes, we need more diversity in the church. We have members of all races and ethnic background that live all over the world and hope one day that will be reflected in our board. This is just the start.

What's with the fuckery?

Fuckery is the shit that happens in life, some of it is because of what we do, some of it just happens. Bad fuckery is the stuff that brings people down - hate, racism, homophobia, etc. All those -ism's and phobia's. Good Fuckery is the things that make us smile, laugh, feel better about ourselves, the work we do to keep going every day. We're all about the Good Fuckery!

What are members called?

You're Fuckeries! Members of the CoF are Fuckeries.

Remember Fucker is bad - Fuckery is good.

Do I have to give up my religion and convert?

Absolutely not! We don't do worship here, we do good fuckery! If you want to worship Jesus or Allah, you're welcome here. Do you practice Judaism or Witchcraft? Come on over. A Pagan or Satanist? The door is open for you. Atheist or Agnostic? Have a seat!

You see we are the expansion pack to all your religious and non-religious needs. We are the upgrade you didn't know you needed. We are the add-on to whatever else you believe. As long as you what you do reflects the values of the CoF you're welcome.

Is anyone not welcome?

Oh yeah, we totally judge people that spread bad fuckery. We do not welcome racists, or fascists, no Nazi's or white supremacists, no antisemitism or Christian Nationalists. You can't hate Muslims or Immigrants or yell at them to go back to their country. No misogynists or incels. You can't be homophobic or transphobic or yell about pronouns and say people don't deserve gender affirming care. If you bitch about who is going into the bathroom - bug off. If you love the Confederate Flag you can exit stage left. If you still call Native Americans and Indigenous people - Indians - Go THE FUCK AWAY. No Slurs allowed here. Those who are currently supporting President Donald Trump, I'm sorry but considering how many EO's he has passed that will harm members of the CoF you can't be a member of the church. I have detailed videos on Tiktok about this. I don't wish you ill but this is not the place for you. There's more but it's hard to remember it all at once. We'll add more as needed. Just don't be a fucking cunt and you should be good.

Can I be ordained?

Not yet! We are working on it! We won't be able to do ordinations until after we are officially recognized in the US. Give us time. Once it is available Mother will let you know. No previous ordainments count for the CoF. The path to ordainment in the CoF will require a lot and we are not there yet, please be patient. Once we are ready you will know.